Favourite 21 Jump Street Quotes

[mrsdepp09]

Post your favourite Jump Street Quotes...

Here are some of mine


Penhall: You gotta turbocharge the hair or something, Hanson. You look like Richie Cunningham. - Season 1 Pilot ep

Hanson: Another slamerino for the Kingpins! - Season 1 The worst night of your life

Hanson:I didn't just ask her; I broke that girl down in the produce section! - Season 2 Besieged


Hoffs: Oh, so you're trying to tell me you didn't plan on getting me in the sack when you came over last night.
Penhall: No.
Hoffs: Then why did you have those things with you?
Penhall: "Things" with me?
Hoffs: You had condoms in your wallet, Doug.
Penhall: I always have condoms in my wallet.
Hoffs: Yeah?
Penhall: Yeah. Like...when you go for a drive. You bring a spare with you in case you get a flat.
Hoffs: That's just great! Judy Hoffs, road hazard! - Season 2
Besieged

Det. Hoffs: Excuse me, Capt - (She sees Off. Hanson is at Capt. Fuller's desk with his feet up, eating grapes)
Hanson: : Can I help you, Detective?
Hoffs: Where's Fuller?
Hanson: Bad clams. He left me in charge.
Hoffs: Yes, but I'm the senior officer next to the captain.
Hanson: (smirking): You're a girl.
Hoffs: Hanson, if you don't tell me what's going on here (picks up letter opener), you, too, will be a girl. - Season 4 Wheels and Deals

[hansonsangel]

Hanson:I didn't just ask her; I broke that girl down in the produce section! - Season 2 Besieged

I think that quote is from "Blindsided," in season 1 -- the one where Sherilyn Fenn guest-starred. . .

[Leanne]

^ Yeah it is.

[mrsdepp09]

oh yeh it is my mistake i always get those two eps mixed up!

[anotherslamarino]

Apr 20, 2009 20:39:02 GMT 1 hansonsangel said:

Hanson:I didn't just ask her; I broke that girl down in the produce section! - Season 2 Besieged

I think that quote is from "Blindsided," in season 1 -- the one where Sherilyn Fenn guest-starred. . .

Ah! When I saw this topic, that was the first quote that popped into my head. I love that one.

I really like funny Hanson/Fuller moments. Like this one:

Hanson: "Guess you gotta worry about that stuff when you get to be your age."
Fuller: "See that thing over there, Hanson? It's called a door."

From "Out of Control"

[mrsdepp09]

hahaha yeh i agree they are funny.
i like the the one in "mean Streets" from season 1
when Fuller pulls Hanson in to his officie and is all really nice to him and then says
'Dont ever do that again!'
Hanson's face is picture perfect

and ooo i love

Hanson: 'The Man Shot a gun into my ear!'
and
Hanson: 'Oh yes there's always a silver Lining'

[hansonsangel]

From about 8:56 on. . .one of the best exchanges ever on Jump Street. . .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCeWWxHEa-g

[mrsdepp09]

hahaha omg soo funny!
ahh Hanson really thinks harry is dead its soo sweet!

[anotherslamarino]

I love that ;D

[hansonsangel]

One of my fave exchanges between Tom and Doug, from about 5:33 to 6:20 or so. . .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIo6wK2HtX4

[mrsdepp09]

aww thats so cute and very funny lol
i like the bit from the same video about 5.07-5.13

[jump21jump]

Fuller: "He's goodlooking, isn't he?"
Hanson: "Yeah. Takes after his mother"
Fuller showing Hanson a picture of his son, from16 Blown to 35

Hanson: "hey! Did you steal that earring from your momma little buddy?"
Penhall: "Why would I want to do that if your mother gives them to me for free?"
from 'honor bound'

Hanson: "If you're not back in my office in two days, I will hunt you down and perform voodoo rites on your internal organs."
Hanson to Russell in the dreaded return of Russell Buckins

Hanson: "Hey!"
Penhall: "What?!"
Hanson: "You're not dressed."
Penhall: "What am I, boxing in the nude?"
from best years of your life